August 2011
56 posts
I hate when I finish reading a really good book....
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when i have "that talk" with my kids one day
fckyeahitstyrah:
This gif works for everything;
Who ate the last cookie?
Who did their homework?
Who are you going to the movies with?
Who has my hairdryer?
Who needs a nose job?
Meanwhile, in my love life, my wallet and my ask...
RANDOM THOUGHT: Have you ever wondered if your...
When closing a program that won't respond...
“Program is not responding”
Us:
Program:
Us:
Program:
Us: FINE. I’ll close you down. Show you who is in charge.
Program:
Us: CLOSE DOWN. YOU BITCH.
Program:
Us: That is it. I’M BRINGING OUT THE TASK MANAGER.
Program:
I found a lipstick that will help you lose weight.
kneesflexin-armstrexin:
random thoughts right now.
mikmaaac:
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is another word for a thesaurus?
If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
My reaction to 99% of peoples Facebook status'
writeasymphony:
I was about to sneeze but it didn't come out.
"suns" upside down is still "suns"
idk-blogthing:
why is everyone doing these "planking" pictures
blackfashion:
That awkward moment you're on a plane listening to...
and you’re like…
You could be selling your soul by agreeing to the...
so theres a lion and a cheetah racing...the...
brittany-carel:
I JUST LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS GIF. WTF...
That awkward moment when you're trying to wake up...
yourhaloisslipping:
On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward are...
Bitch.
accio-frappuccino:
So, you’re the bitch, who saw the bitch, who told the bitch, that I was a bitch. If I’m a bitch, then you’re a bitch for calling me a bitch. Your mom is a bitch for having a bitch, your dad is a bitch for fucking a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. Who’s the bitch now? Bitch.
The difference between a mosquito and a slut, when...
lolsofunny:
iamfragilerhov:
Some people can’t sleep because they have INSOMNIA..
I can’t sleep because I have INTERNET CONNECTION.
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Imagine if you logged onto tumblr one day, and...
turningint0amonster:
you’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like:
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When I turn 18 and my parents try to get me to do...
I’ll just be like
Seeing a nude on
juwann:
tumblr:
facebook:
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That awkward when you already said "moment" in...
kenny-hamilton:
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Scrolling through your newsfeed
Scrolling through your dashboard
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when your mom doesnt buy you what you want
wherethedopethingsare:
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A girl got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner...
She put her boyfriends head down there
and asked “can you hear the ocean?”
he said ” no but I can smell the fish”
When you're laughing in class and the teacher...
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Getting ready for school.
The first week of school you’re like:
The rest of the year you’re like:
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When people are like, "Ew gross, I hate reading."
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The Earthquake
People In New York: People in Japan:
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when you're at a friend's house and you just...
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The differences between puberty.
When girls go through puberty:
When boys go through puberty:
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Today in my biology class we were talking about...
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I can't even text without writing long, nice...
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u thn!!”
Did you know it's impossible to say "Good eye...
piercing-whore:
Reblog if you tried it.
Reblog if you spend more time lost in your...
little-demetria:
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Put your cursor on his face.
If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them
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“Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it...”
– Buddha (via alas-de-mariposa)
imcreepyandiknowit asked: MIDGET TITTAYS
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