May 2012
197 posts
the-pedo-van:
I swear if someone gives me shit one more time
HEADS WILL ROLL
me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
low blows are for stupid hoes.
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Yes, I Have A Penis Do not assume (if I hold the door for you), that I am making a statement about your inabilities to open the door for yourself. If you hold it for me, I’ll say ‘thankyou’. Do not assume (if I pay for the meal), that I am underestimating your earning capacity as a woman. If you invite me out for a meal, you’re paying. Do not assume (if I defend your rights),...
