What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
I SEE IT AND WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
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This one doesn’t even make sense….
lol the kid’s drink switches hands
look at how the dad like purposefully spills his drink
the parents throw themselves back into the couch omg
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It is the absence of facts that frightens people: the gap you open, into which they pour their fears, fantasies, desires.
Hilary Mantel, Wolf Hall (via larmoyante)
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